<abbe> Relativity doesn't expand your lifetime, it just bumps up your age.
<abbe> Pass woman, a man, and you'll learn everything about man. Pass man, a woman, you'll be told: No manual entry for woman.
…they always stay on call. 🙂
“Exactly. Simple as that. Can’t have you having bad dreams, and I’ve paid my dues. From now on, I’m only going on night call to cover holidays.”
She laughed. “Sysadmins don’t take holidays.”
“This one will,” he said. “Promise.”
source: When Sysadmins Ruled The Earth
(S?)he only means to signal you 😉
I was moving my home. My family, and friends were helping. Everything was going fine, with some minor glitches ofcourse, but not a big problem. And then…I woke up. I was alone in my room. The phone’s clock was reading 0221. And I was wondering if I only slept for 9 minutes OR was it more than 12 hours. I came out of my room, everyone was off to bed,
f00d was waiting on the table….
Wish there was something like:
All that happens in #subconscious stays in #subconscious
Meta Joke is what happens when you crack a joke and end up making a joke of yourself.