Life is wasted on the living. -- The Restaurant at the End of the Universe.
With a rubber duck, one's never alone. -- Douglas Adams, "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"
Q. What do we call the lazy person who only reads last few lines of fortune ?
A. fortune tail-er
Love is a word that is constantly heard, Hate is a word that is not. Love, I am told, is more precious than gold. Love, I have read, is hot. But hate is the verb that to me is superb, And Love but a drug on the mart. Any kiddie in school can love like a fool, But Hating, my boy, is an Art. -- Ogden Nash
Sometimes, when I think of what that girl means
to me, it’s all I can do to keep from telling her.
— Andy Capp
The little girl expects no declaration of tenderness from her doll. She loves it — and that's all. It is thus that we should love. — DeGourmont