Q. Which honorary degree is to be awarded to someone who has made contributions to PHP ? A. Ph.P.
Honorary Degree
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Tag Archives: humor
Best Book!
The best book on programming for the layman is "Alice in Wonderland"; but that's because it's the best book on anything for the layman.
Good Night!
Q: What do you say to a person who is going to sleep? A: Go tuck yourself
I’m sharp!
Q: What do you call the one who calls? A: Caller. Q: What do you call the one who's being called? A: Callee. Q: What do you call the one who parses? A: Parser Q: What do you call the one who's being parsed?
fortune addict
Q. What do we call the lazy person who only reads last few lines of fortune ?
A. fortune tail-er
VMware and your favorite OS
Q. What did VMware say to your favorite OS ? A. Be my guest.
Man and Woman
<abbe> Pass woman, a man, and you'll learn everything about man. Pass man, a woman, you'll be told: No manual entry for woman.
When a UNIX user wants to kill you?
(S?)he only means to signal you 😉
Meta Joke
Meta Joke is what happens when you crack a joke and end up making a joke of yourself. lol
Archaeologist and DNS lover
Q. What is common in an Archaeologist and a DNS lover?
A. They both love to dig.