Q. Which honorary degree is to be awarded to someone who has made contributions to PHP ? A. Ph.P.
Q: What do you say to a person who is going to sleep? A: Go tuck yourself
Q: What do you call the one who calls? A: Caller. Q: What do you call the one who's being called? A: Callee. Q: What do you call the one who parses? A: Parser Q: What do you call the one who's being parsed?
Q. What do we call the lazy person who only reads last few lines of fortune ?
A. fortune tail-er
Q. What did VMware say to your favorite OS ? A. Be my guest.
(S?)he only means to signal you 😉
Meta Joke is what happens when you crack a joke and end up making a joke of yourself.
Q. What is common in an Archaeologist and a DNS lover?
A. They both love to dig.
The unfit man adapts his clothes to himself; the fit man persists in trying to adapt himself to his clothes. Therefore business of all tailors depends on the unfit man. -- Ashish SHUKLA
Q. Which table should one chose if they’re planning on co-working with their fellow MAC user friends ?
A. An ARP table, because it has built-in support for MACs.