“Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I’ve done it thousands of times.” — Mark Twain
Good thing about notoriety is that you don’t have to do the talking. You just have to hang your head in shame, and let the world do the talking.
Life is wasted on the living. -- The Restaurant at the End of the Universe.
"Even on the highest throne in the world, we are still sitting on our ass." — Michel de Montaigne.
With a rubber duck, one's never alone. -- Douglas Adams, "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"